Michael Jordan. Having the same root beer problems as the rest of us.
I think I like beer better than root beer. And I think that I like a Guinness float better than a root beer float. Then again, I like most things with alcohol in them better than I like non-alcoholic things.
I was just dissing your pbf comic to make up for the fact that YOU MADE ME WANT A ROOT BEER FLOAT SO BAD DAMMIT
