This is a screenshot from a Boboli Pizza House Party® application. I began applying to these house parties as a joke at first, then with increasing seriousness since I can’t afford groceries most weeks and I was hoping they’d give me a couple of free boboli pizzas. 

A couple of weeks ago when my boyfriend’s mom made oxtail stew I packed up everybody’s leftover tail bones from their bowls and took them home to boil them down to make broth to tithe me over between definite meals 

I guess I’m losing weight